These are the most hilarious, most quoted Ricky Bobby quotes from the Talladega Nights movie.
Ricky Bobby Quotes
“Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt!” – Ricky Bobby
“I get emotional. You guys are workin’ so hard, and I’m just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.” – Ricky Bobby
“I don’t know what that means, but I LOVE it!” – Texas Ranger
“Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway?” – Ricky Bobby
“No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” – Ricky Bobby
“Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” – Ricky Bobby
“Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America.” – Ricky Bobby
“I wanna go fast!” – Ricky Bobby
“I’d love to sign your baby!” – Ricky Bobby
“Oh hey, I’m Ricky Bobby.” – Ricky Bobby
“I’m embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.” – Ricky Bobby
“Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.” – Ricky Bobby
“Old man, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey!” – Texas Ranger
“Get back, I’ll windmill ya.” – Ricky Bobby
“ANARCHY! ANARCHY!” – Walker
“I came here to tell you one thing: come race time tomorrow, I’m coming for you.” – Ricky Bobby
“You better shut the hell up or I’ll come over there and rip a hole in that tent!” – Texas Ranger
“Cal, that is a new house! It just has a lot of creaks and moans and groans in it!” – Ricky Bobby
“Man, what the hell are you talking about?” – Ricky Bobby
“You don’t understand. You don’t understand because you don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom.” – Ricky Bobby
“Granny? How much longer are we gonna have to do this?” – Walker
“Losing is never fun, but here’s a little something to keep your spirits up. It’s real nice. I got it at Target. It’s on sale.” – Ricky Bobby
“Well let me just quote the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said… I’m too drunk to taste this chicken.” – Ricky Bobby
“Where are you, Pepé Le Bitch?” – Ricky Bobby
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