12 Hilarious Ricky Bobby Quotes from Talladega Nights

Ricky Bobby Quotes

These are the most hilarious, most quoted Ricky Bobby quotes from the Talladega Nights movie.

Ricky Bobby Quotes

Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt!

“Holy moly, that’s like lookin’ up Yasmine Bleeth’s skirt!” – Ricky Bobby

I get emotional. You guys are workin’ so hard, and I’m just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.

“I get emotional. You guys are workin’ so hard, and I’m just so proud of you. You remind me of me, precocious and full of wonderment.” – Ricky Bobby

I don’t know what that means, but I LOVE it!

“I don’t know what that means, but I LOVE it!” – Texas Ranger

Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway?

“Why the hell am I even talking to you anyway?” – Ricky Bobby

No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.

“No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high-level income, it’s not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300.” – Ricky Bobby

Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.

“Here’s the deal. I’m the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.” – Ricky Bobby

Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America.

“Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America.” – Ricky Bobby

I wanna go fast!

“I wanna go fast!” – Ricky Bobby

I’d love to sign your baby!

“I’d love to sign your baby!” – Ricky Bobby

Oh hey, I’m Ricky Bobby.

“Oh hey, I’m Ricky Bobby.” – Ricky Bobby

I’m embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.

“I’m embarrassed. I really thought I could feel it.” – Ricky Bobby

Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.

“Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable.” – Ricky Bobby

0 Comments

Submit a Comment

Leave a Reply

Send this to a friend