22 Hilarious Spongebob Quotes for You Bottom Dwellers

Spongebob Quotes

Sometimes all we need to turn our day around is a good laugh, and these Spongebob quotes will do just that. The un-wisest words from Spongebob, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Squidworth.

Spongebob Quotes

I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!

“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.

“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

With imagination, you can be anything you want.

“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.

“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.

“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

I’m ugly and I’m proud.

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.

“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.

“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

Moss always points to civilization.

“Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.

“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.

“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.

“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton

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