
Sometimes all we need to turn our day around is a good laugh, and these Spongebob quotes will do just that. The un-wisest words from Spongebob, Patrick Star, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Squidworth.
Spongebob Quotes

“I guess hibernation is the opposite of beauty sleep!” – Patrick Star

“No one can change a person, but someone can be a reason for that person to change.” – Spongebob

“With imagination, you can be anything you want.” – Spongebob

“I know of a place where you never get harmed. A magical place with magical charm. Indoors. Indoors. Indoors. Take it away penny.” – Spongebob

“Home is where you’re surrounded by other critters that care about you.” – Sandy Cheeks

“Excuse me, sir, but you’re sitting on my body, which is also my face.” – Spongebob

“You’re a man now, SpongeBob, and it’s time you started acting like one.” – Patrick Star

“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob

“That’s it, mister! You just lost your brain privileges!” – Plankton

“Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.” – SpongeBob

“Can you give SpongeBob his brain back, I had to borrow it for the week.” – Patrick Star

“Good people don’t rip other people’s arms off.” – Spongebob

“It’s not always what you say that matters, sometimes it’s what you don’t say.” – Mr. Krabs

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

“I’ll have you know that I stubbed my toe last week and only cried for 20 minutes.” – Spongebob

“Moss always points to civilization.” – SpongeBob

“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” – Patrick Star

“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star

“If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all your dreams can come true.” – Spongebob

“Too bad SpongeBob’s not here to enjoy Spongebob not being here.” – Squidward

“Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are…(drools)” – Patrick Star

“This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is… ADVANCED darkness. Hey, if I close my eyes it doesn’t seem so dark.” – SpongeBob

“You’ll never get what you want if you always let people step on you.” – Plankton
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