25 Inconceivable Princess Bride Quotes

Princess Bride Quotes

These are the most memorable and sometimes inconceivable quotes from the Princess Bride movie. Wise words from Westley, Buttercup, Inigo Montoya & more.

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Princess Bride Quotes

They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?

“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?” – The Grandson (Fred Savage)

Keep your shirt on, and let me read.

“Keep your shirt on, and let me read.” – Grandpa (Peter Falk)

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” – Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patikin)

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You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.

“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” – Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

Inconceivable!

“Inconceivable!” – Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” – The Man in Black (Cary Elwes)

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They’re so perky, I love that.

“They’re so perky, I love that.” – Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

“I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.” – Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patikin)

That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.

“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?

“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.

“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

You killed my love.

“You killed my love.” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

When I was your age, television was called books.

“When I was your age, television was called books.” – Grandpa (Peter Falk)

This is true love – you think this happens every day?

“This is true love – you think this happens every day?” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

My way’s not very sportsman-like.

“My way’s not very sportsman-like.” – Fezzik (Andre the Giant)

You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?” – The Man in Black (Cary Elwes)

First things first, to the death.

“First things first, to the death.” – Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)

You never said anything about killing anyone.

“You never said anything about killing anyone.” – Fezzik (Andre the Giant)

You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!

“You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” – Dread Pirate Roberts (Cary Elwes)

You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.

“You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.” – Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)

Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.

“Get some rest. If you haven’t got your health, then you haven’t got anything.” – Count Rugen (Christopher Guest)

There will be blood tonight!

“There will be blood tonight!” – Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patikin)

I will never love again.

“I will never love again.” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

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