25 Inconceivable Princess Bride Quotes

These are the most memorable and sometimes inconceivable quotes from the Princess Bride movie. Wise words from Westley, Buttercup, Inigo Montoya & more.

For more famous quotes from the most cherished movies, also take a look at these Godfather quotes, these quotes from Star Wars and these memorable Disney quotes.

Princess Bride Quotes

“They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?” – The Grandson (Fred Savage)

“Keep your shirt on, and let me read.” – Grandpa (Peter Falk)

“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” – Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patikin)

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“You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles.” – Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

“Inconceivable!” – Vizzini (Wallace Shawn)

“Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something.” – The Man in Black (Cary Elwes)

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“They’re so perky, I love that.” – Miracle Max (Billy Crystal)

“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

“I could do that. I have some rope up here, but I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.” – Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patikin)

“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

“You killed my love.” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

“When I was your age, television was called books.” – Grandpa (Peter Falk)

“This is true love – you think this happens every day?” – Westley (Cary Elwes)

“My way’s not very sportsman-like.” – Fezzik (Andre the Giant)

“You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people?” – The Man in Black (Cary Elwes)

“First things first, to the death.” – Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)

“You never said anything about killing anyone.” – Fezzik (Andre the Giant)

“You can’t hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward it is only because you are one of the slimiest weaklings ever to walk the Earth!” – Buttercup (Robin Wright)

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.” – Dread Pirate Roberts (Cary Elwes)

“You truly love each other and so you might have been truly happy. Not one couple in a century has that chance, no matter what the story books say. And so I think no man in a century will suffer as greatly as you will.” – Prince Humperdinck (Chris Sarandon)