The definitive list of the 11 best Michael Scott quotes of all-time! If you call yourself a true fan of The Office, these are the quotes you need to know.
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Most Memorable Michael Scott Quotes
“If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.” – Michael Scott
“All my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It’s every parents’ dream.” – Michael Scott
“Webster’s Dictionary defines wedding as: The fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” – Michael Scott
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“Sometimes you have to take a break from being the kind of boss that’s always trying to teach people things. Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing.” – Michael Scott
“Well, it’s love at first sight. Actually, it was… No, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” – Michael Scott
“I declare bankruptcy! When it all becomes too much and you feel that just saying it is enough to get you out of trouble.” – Michael Scott
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“Saved a life. My own. Am I a hero?… I really can’t say, but yes!” – Michael Scott
“You should never settle for who you are. Always go for better if it exists. Sometimes this is all there is to improve yourself.” – Michael Scott
“They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will.” – Michael Scott
“Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order.” – Michael Scott
“Presents are the best way to show how much you care. It’s a tangible thing you can point at and say, ‘Hey man, I love you. This many dollars worth.’” – Michael Scott
“There is no greater feeling than when two people who are perfect for each other overcome all obstacles, and find true love.” – Michael Scott
“Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” – Michael Scott
“Society teaches us that having feelings and crying is bad and wrong. Well, that’s baloney, because grief isn’t wrong. There’s such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown.” – Michael Scott
“There’s no such thing as an appropriate joke. That’s why it’s called a joke.” – Michael Scott
“I’m running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good.” – Michael Scott
“You should have burned down this place when you had a chance.” – Michael Scott
“And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” – Michael Scott
“I wanna be married and have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say ‘no’ to being my friend.” – Michael Scott
“I don’t want to work. I just want to bang on this mug all day.” – Michael Scott
“No, I’m not going to tell them about the downsizing. If a patient has cancer, you don’t tell them.” – Michael Scott
“Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering.” – Michael Scott
“And I’m optimistic because everyday I get a little more desperate.” – Michael Scott
“Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way.” – Michael Scott
“An office is for not dying. An office is a place to live life to the fullest, to the max, to… An office is a place where dreams come true.” – Michael Scott
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