Love them or hate them, cousins keep life interesting. These funny, touching and incredibly relatable cousin quotes show how cousins impact our lives, wether for the good or bad.
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Cousin Quotes
“I’m in love with my second cousin.” – Bob Dylan
“I started with ballet and then my cousin Sarah introduced me to her tap teachers.” – Adam Garcia
“Our house was always full of grandparents and aunts and uncles and cousins.” – Bryan Clay
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“Everyone has an idea that they think would be a great movie. Everyone has a cousin who they think you should work with.” – Zach Braff
“Growing up, one of my cousins was an out gay man.” – Eric Stonestreet
“When I was a kid, I used to watch ‘Laurel and Hardy’ with my cousins all the time. I still think they’re extremely funny and so surreal.” – David Chase
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“In my cousin, I find a second self.” – Isabel Norton
“I have always loved children. I’ve been fantasizing about motherhood since I was probably 2 ½. I loved to babysit my cousins, and nieces, you know.” – Lupita Nyong’o
“I don’t have friends. I got family.” – Furious Seven
“It has to do – I think – with growing up in an apartment, with my aunt and my cousins right next door to me, with the door open, with neighbors walking in and out, with people yelling at each other all the time.” – Larry David
“Cousins are not those we do not know but instead part of a family that also provide support and comfort.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Win, lose, or draw, you’re all my cousins and I love you.” – Chill Wills
“I grew up with a lot of brothers and male cousins, so I had to worm my way in to get heard. But that’s sort of what excites me.” – Liz Phair
“If you have cousins, it’s pretty easy.” – Joseph P. Kennedy
“I think passion gives you the energy to do what is right, and discipline makes sure you do what is right. So I look at them as kind of cousins maybe.” – John C. Maxwell
“Within our family, there was no such thing as a person who did not matter. Second cousins thrice removed mattered.” – Shirley Abbott
“If little kids had a People magazine, cousins would be on the cover.” – Jim Gaffigan
“I’ve always been an actress, entertaining my family was the start. I’m a goof ball among many of my cousins and siblings.” – Aeriel Miranda
“My cousin gave me a twin-neck electric guitar for one of my birthdays. It was amazing. Even though it was mine, I was never allowed to pick it up.” – Sam Palladio
“Born as a cousin, made as a friend.” – Byron Pulsifer
“My cousins are shareholders of my soul..” – Saswat Padhy
“Family is not an important thing. It’s everything.” – Michael J. Fox
“Cousins are more than cousins; they are best friends that are there for us through it all.” – Heather Mills
“I always call my cousin because we’re so close. We’re almost like sisters, and we’re also close because our moms are sisters.” – Britney Spears
“The police pulled me over and asked me if I have anything illegal in my car. I looked at my cousin and I ran.” – Felipe Esparza
“Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven’t seen in a while.” – David Burtka
“Growing up in Northern California, I’ve only seen snow at Christmas maybe twice in my life! I was always jealous of my cousins on the East Coast with their white Christmases.” – Guy Fieri
“My dear young cousin, if there’s one thing I’ve learned over the eons, it’s that you can’t give up on your family, no matter how tempting they make it.” – Rick Riordan
“We’ve had cloning in the South for years. It’s called cousins.” – Robin Williams
“Cousins are people that are ready-made friends, you have laughs with them and remember good times from a young age, you have fights with them but you always know you love each other, they are a better thing than brothers and sisters and friends cause there all pieced together as one.” – Courtney Cox
“Cousins are people that are ready-made friends.” – Courtney Cox
“The only thing most of us love about most of our family members is that they are related to us.” – Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Trying to be like my uncle, because I was an only child. He and my cousins were everything to me.” – Deon Cole
“I may argue with my brother, but I fight beside my brother against my cousin, and with my cousin against a stranger.” – Old Arab adage
“Never forget who was with you from the start.” – Ziad K. Abdelnour
“Never judge someone by their relatives.” – Charles Martin
“Cousins are the barometers of how fun a family get-together will be.” – Jim Gaffigan
“My cousin Simon Bor, the champion of Los Angeles, convinced me to concentrate on running.” – Martin Lel
“The family that brunches together stays together. My cousins and I swear by this rule, and Sunday brunch with them is like a detox session.” – Ananya Panday
“Would I lay down my life to save my brother? No, but I would to save two brothers or eight cousins.” – John B. S. Haldane
“I am very scared of wasps; my cousin was stung in the eye once.” – Missy Elliot
“A lot of people would rather tour sewers than visit their cousins.” – Jane Howard
“Gossiping with cousins during a family function is more fun than the actual program.” – Amit Verma
“As a child, I was raised by my grandmother, alongside all my cousins, and the kitchen was always full.” – Azzedine Alaia
“Sticking with your family is what makes it a family.” – Mitch Albom
“I think Mum’s got a second cousin who’s an accountant, but we never talk about him.” – J. K. Rowling
“Within our family there was no such thing as a person who did not matter. Second cousins thrice removed mattered.” – Shirley Abbott
“I like spending time with cousins.” – Jacob Tremblay
“Our dads used to do this, and now us cousins always get together for it.” – Larry Lewis
“Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the cousins together.” – Woodrow Wilson
“The night before the cousins came, I couldn’t sleep.” – Katie Yamasaki
“Every man sees in his relatives, and especially in his cousins, a series of grotesque caricatures of himself.” – H. L. Mencken
“Cousins are part of your life so stick with cuz not friends.” – Claude Shannon
“Some of us can live without a society but not without a family.” – Amit Kalantri
“Little kids love their cousins. I’m not being cute or exaggerating here. Cousins are like celebrities for little kids.” – Jim Gaffigan
“If you’re lucky, a cousin is there from the beginning.” – Susan Bolch
“Other things may change us, but we start and end with family.” – Anthony Brandt
“You don’t choose your family. They are God’s gift to you, as you are to them.” – Desmond Tutu
“While my cousins were gang-banging, I was trying to learn what the Internet was about.” – Theophilus London
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