Wether you’re looking for a good social media post, tweet, caption or message, use this list of hilariously funny coffee quotes to share your love of coffee and why your survival depends on it on the daily.
If you’re looking for a good way to start your day or a message you share with your followers/friends in the morning, take a look at these good morning quotes.
Coffee Quotes
“Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare
“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek
“When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes
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“If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.” – Lou Brutus
“Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” – Nitya Prakash
“May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman
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“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” – Gord Downie
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher
“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” – Star Trek
“Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” – Rohan Marley
“Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi
“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” – Carly Simon
“Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay.” – Steven Magee
“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
“To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.” – Old Bourbon Proverb
“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot
“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia
“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” – Josephine Baker
“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al” – Kadir
“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey
“My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” – Anton du Beke
“Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” – Daniel Lancaster
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors
“It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” – Gabriel Bá
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett
“Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” – Sandra Bullock
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
“In our planet, more than 1 billion people start their day by drinking a cup of coffee. That makes coffee the most popular drink at the world level after water.” – Diego Pizano
“Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sir James MacKintosh
“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott
“Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” – Sebastien
“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets
“Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?” – Kevin Sinnott
“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan
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