Wether you’re looking for a good social media post, tweet, caption or message, use this list of hilariously funny coffee quotes to share your love of coffee and why your survival depends on it on the daily.
If you’re looking for a good way to start your day or a message you share with your followers/friends in the morning, take a look at these good morning quotes.
Coffee Quotes
“Life is like coffee, the darker it gets, the more it energizes.” – Ankita Singhal
“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?” – Cassandra Clare
“I like my coffee like I like myself: strong, sweet, and too hot for you.” – Jac Vanek
“When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.” – Helen Hayes
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“If you feel a need to get wired, take my advice. Loud, fast music coupled with strong, black coffee is the best way to go.” – Lou Brutus
“Please pour me some coffee and sit beside me. I want to have a perfect start to this day.” – Nitya Prakash
“May your coffee be stronger than any challenges you face today. But if not, remember: DON’T throw your cup at anyone. You need it for refills.” – Nanea Hoffman
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“Life’s too short for bad coffee.” – Gord Downie
“Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it’s hard to go back to sleep.” – Fran Drescher
“Coffee, the finest organic suspension ever devised.” – Star Trek
“Coffee connects us in so many ways – to each other, to our senses, and to the earth that supports the coffee trees.” – Rohan Marley
“Strange how the bitterness of coffee makes life sweet.” – Suhaib Rumi
“I had some dreams, they were clouds in my coffee.” – Carly Simon
“Four cups of coffee a day may keep depression at bay.” – Steven Magee
“Smell the roses. Smell the coffee. Whatever it is that makes you happy.” – Rita Moreno
“To an old man a cup of coffee is like the door post of an old house — it sustains and strengthens him.” – Old Bourbon Proverb
“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.” – Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“The morning cup of coffee has an exhilaration about it which the cheering influence of the afternoon or evening cup of tea cannot be expected to reproduce.” – Oliver Wendell Holmes
“I have measured out my life with coffee spoons.” – T. S. Eliot
“There’s nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee.” – Rian Aditia
“He was my cream, and I was his coffee – And when you poured us together, it was something.” – Josephine Baker
“Coffee is the common man’s gold, and like gold, it brings to every person the feeling of luxury and nobility. – Sheik-Abd-al” – Kadir
“I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, ‘Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'” – Jim Carrey
“My perfect morning is spent drinking coffee, eating porridge and reading the paper at a local cafe.” – Anton du Beke
“Mechanically we start our coffee so hoping that a fresh and strong cup of coffee will ignite our body.” – Byron Pulsifer
“Being able to kick back on your couch, bed, or porch with a nice book and a cup of coffee is something you would be hard-pressed to complain about.” – Daniel Lancaster
“It’s amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee.” – Donna A. Favors
“It doesn’t matter where you’re from – or how you feel… There’s always peace in a strong cup of coffee.” – Gabriel Bá
“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.” – Terry Pratchett
“Among the numerous luxuries of the table… coffee may be considered as one of the most valuable.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I gave up coffee. It’s almost worse than giving up a lover.” – Sandra Bullock
“Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.” – Stephanie Piro
“In our planet, more than 1 billion people start their day by drinking a cup of coffee. That makes coffee the most popular drink at the world level after water.” – Diego Pizano
“Coffee, It’s the lifeblood that fuels the dreams of champions!” – Mike Ditka
“When I wake up in the morning, I just can’t get started until I’ve had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I’ve tried other enemas.” – Emo Phillips
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportional to the quantity of coffee he drank.” – Sir James MacKintosh
“I was taken by the power that savoring a simple cup of coffee can have to connect people and create community.” – Howard Schultz
“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.” – Louisa May Alcott
“Once you have learned to appreciate the finest coffees, you can never really go back.” – Sebastien
“Coffee first. Schemes later.” – Leanna Renee Hieber
“I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.” – Lewis Black
“What do you want? Just coffee. Black – like my soul.” – Cassandra Clare
“I orchestrate my mornings to the tune of coffee.” – Terri Guillemets
“Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?” – Kevin Sinnott
“I would rather suffer with coffee than be senseless.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“Coffee is a language in itself.” – Jackie Chan
“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.” – Steven Wright
“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.” – Alexander King
“Yes, I’ve only had a gallon.” – John Grisham, The Confession
“You have almost no interest in coffee and then have an epiphany, a cup of coffee that changes everything. ― Maxwell Colonna” – Dashwood
“Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.” – Catherynne M. Valente
“Coffee, the favorite drink of the civilized world.” – Thomas Jefferson
“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.” – Matthew Arnold Stern
“In the modern world, coffee has become a familiar part of everyday life.” – Adriana Farah
“Coffee smells like freshly ground heaven.” – Jessi Lane Adams
“I love coffee. I sometimes get excited at night thinking of the coffee I’ll get to drink in the morning. Coffee is reason to wake up. There are other reasons, of course. But coffee is the incentive, at the very least.” – Annie Clark
“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.” – Bill Cosby
“You can’t have a decent food culture without a decent coffee culture: the two things grow up together.” – Adam Gopnik
“I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.” – Burt Lancaster
“I don’t know how people live without coffee, I really don’t.” – Martha Quinn
“The fresh smell of coffee soon wafted through the apartment, the smell that separates night from day.” – Haruki Murakami
“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.” – Alphonse Allais
“Why, yes, I could start my day without coffee. But I like being able to remember things like how to say words and put on pants.” – Nanea Hoffman
“I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rainforests.” – Rob Dyrdek
“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee even better.” – Justina Chen Headley
“Coffee. Creative lighter fluid.” – Floyd Maxwell
“Coffee is already known to be a preventative factor against mild depression, Parkinson’s disease, and colon and rectal cancers.” – Chris Kilham
“Way too much coffee. But if it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.” – David Letterman
“They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated!” – Lizzie Chantree
“Coffee is the best thing to douse the sunrise with.” – Terri Guillemets
“I love having a croissant and a great cup of coffee. Just one cup.” – Marcus Samuelsson
“At least there was coffee. Reliable, delicious, life-giving coffee.” – Mary H.K. Choi
“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.” – Earl Wilson
“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for Before Coffee.” – Cherise Sinclair
“I can’t write this without coffee, it keeps my soul young and ambitious.” – Omer Demir
“To me, the smell of fresh-made coffee is one of the greatest inventions.” – Hugh Jackman
“Coffee.” – Tiffany Reisz, The Siren
“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.” – Abraham Lincoln
“I like to sit down, relax, have a cup of coffee on the terrace and read a book.” – Marianne Vos
“There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…” – Orson Welles
“Three hundred years ago, during the Age of Enlightenment, the coffee house became the center of innovation.” – Peter Diamonde
“I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.” – Ronald Reagan
“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.” – Marcia Carrington
“Coffee is still the first beverage that we all drink before we start our everyday lives, but we all keep talking exclusively about caffeine.” – Roseane M. Santos
“I do not question anyone anymore. I drink coffee and I live.” – Tahar Ben Jelloun
“I can’t imagine a day without coffee! I can’t imagine.” – Howard Schultz
“Never trust anyone who doesn’t drink coffee.” – AJ Lee
“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.” – Sir James Mackintosh
“I make a mean cup of coffee, if you give me the right ingredients.” – Ice Cube
“Never underestimate the power of a good cup of coffee.” – Ursula Vernon
“It’s when you look over the top of your coffee cup, that you can smile at life.” – Anthony T. Hincks.
“No one can understand the truth until he drinks of coffee’s frothy goodness.” – Sheik Abd-al-Kabir
“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?” – Jean Kerr
“I love it when the coffee kicks in and I realize what an adorable bad*ss I’m gonna be today.” – Nanea Hoffman
“I like a venti black coffee, no room for cream or sugar.” – Victor J. Glover
“Without my morning coffee, I’m just like a dried-up piece of a goat.” – J.S. Bach
“Daily and moderate intake of coffee can have an important role in the prevention of many diseases . . .and also can help in preventing obesity among youth.” – Dr. Mario Maranhao
“The world without coffee is like the Brits without tea.” – Jeremiah Say
“Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.” – Sahara Sanders
“What on earth could be more luxurious than a sofa, a book, and a cup of coffee?” – Anthony Trollope
“Coffee is one of the most popular beverages in the world. Around 145 million bags of coffee are consumed each year worldwide.” – Jessica Simms
“Coffee should not be drunk in a hurry. It is the sister of time, and should be sipped slowly, slowly. Coffee is the sound of taste, a sound for the aroma. It is a meditation and a plunge into memories and the soul.” – Mahmoud Darwish
“There’s nothing quite like a quiet corner in a coffee shop to gather your thoughts and begin writing.” – Gautham Menon
“I love my Saturday coffee the way I used to love Saturday morning cartoons.” – Nanea Hoffman
“Coffee should be black as hell, strong as death and sweet as love.” – Turkish Proverb
“But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all. New York has great water for coffee.” – David Lynch
“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.” – Clark Gable
“Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.” – Edward Abbey
“A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.” – Alfred Renyi
“Coffee smells like magic and fairytales.” – Allison Czarnecki
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